Blast To The Past - M. S. Christie

"Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your remaining arms and limbs inside the time travel jutsu at all times!" Kurama sang off tune.

"KURAMAAAA DON'T DO IT!!! I LITERALLY JUST BECAME HOKAGE!" Naruto screeched from within his mindscape, "AND I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO TUTORIAL OF HOW OROCHIMARU TAKES CARE OF HIS HAIR!"

Shikamaru facepalmed.

"Konoha is gone. Snap out of it Naruto!"

Naruto shook his head in denial.

"N-no..." he whimpered as his lip quivered, "THEY ARE ALL HAVING A RAMEN PARTY!!"

"Take off in T-minus 9 tails, 8 tails, 7 tails-!" Kurama yodelled.

"They are all dead Naruto!!" Shikamaru began slapping him.

Naruto blinked, his lip quivered and a screeching sob wobbled out of bus throat.

"WAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAh!!!"

"-6 tails, 5 tails-!"

"Goddamnit Naruto! You freaking invented this jutsu!"

"Oh. Right."

"-4 tails, 3 tails, 2 tails......HaPpY NeW yEaR!!!!"

A blinding light blinded the two remaining ninja and then...!

















"My name is Sasuke Uchiha and-!

"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Naruto screamed suddenly as Sasuke began to introduce himself. Kakashi jumped back completely startled at the outburst as Sakura instinctively shrieked.