Murder Hotline - Ashley

[Highest Rank: #11 in Short story, #5 in telephone]

"Do you really want to know my name"

" Yes tell me"

" DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?"

"YESS"

" YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW!"

" YESS TELL ME GODDAMMIT!"

" MY NAME IS..."

" WHAT?"

" THE NAMES BOND, JAMES BOND"

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Sitting around in an office chair working part time wasn't really Lucys cup of tea and being home alone wasn't really the same either for Mark when you have an idiot for a roommate, but who knew things would get a little livelier when you mix:

One fateful phone call
Two amazingly sarcastic dorks
And a whole lot of puns.

You might just want to buckle up your seatbelts for the sarcastic duo coming your way.